For anybody who feels like they are not being listened to properly, Amy Schumer has the absolutely perfect solution — Listen Alert. In a sketch that aired on Tuesday’s Inside Amy Schumer, viewers are introduced to a new hotline that listens to all of your stories and responds appropriately.
“Here at Listen Alert our trained operators are standing by waiting to respond to your calls to hear how things turned out,” says Schumer. “We’re prepared with such phrases like, ‘Are you kidding me?’ or ‘Uh-huh’ or ‘She’s the worst, sounds like you handled that perfectly.”