In a perfect world, Amy Schumer would be on call to critique all your suitors who think they’re funny.
She could save all of us from politely feigning laughter when dates tell bad jokes.
The Bachelorette’s Kaitlyn Bristowe got some life-saving assistance from Schumer, who coached the show’s contestants before they tried their hand at standup comedy to woo Bristowe with their wit.
It’s a particularly cruel idea for a date, even by The Bachelorette standards.
Schumer was not impressed by the men’s comic sensibilities.
Fortunately, Schumer had a glass of wine to sip on as a substitute for reacting viscerally whenever she was personally offended by what the contestants were trying to pass off as comedy.