Wedding bells will ring on Two and a Half Men…between Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer! CBS boss Nina Tassler revealed details on how Two and a Half Men kicks off its final season and it involves babies, an existential crisis and marriage. Tassler says Kutcher’s character is going to have a major health scare and it is going to give him a little bit of an existential crisis. And he wants to find a way to add more meaning to his life, so he decides he wants to adopt a child.