Ashton Kutcher has shared with the world a way to know if you’re gay or not: kiss a member of the same gender. Kutcher said, “Jon [Cryer, from “Two and a Half Men”] is my second male kiss onscreen. My first was in ‘Dude, Where’s My Car?’ Here’s the thing: if you want to know if you’re not gay, kiss a dude. It was weird because he had a little stubble, and now I understand the issue with the stubble. It’s a little scratchy and itchy.” Emily Trainham of Fishwrapper.com responded to Kutcher’s advice by writing, “Oh thank you, Ashton. Whatever would we do if you weren’t here to share this with us all? How else would we be able to figure out our own sexuality? Indeed, we would be lost in this world if it weren’t for you, Ashton Kutcher, and all that you do for us. Thank you. … No, bless you.”
