Channeling his inner Walter White, everyone’s favorite dad Bryan Cranston narrates the kids-book-for-parents “You Have to F**king Eat.” As we learned from his excellent portrayals of Walter White in “Breaking Bad” and Hal in “Malcom in the Middle,” Bryan Cranston is the ultimate dad. We also learned that Cranston has no time for your crap, kids, which is why it was only natural that he agreed to narrate the not-really-for-children’s book “You have to F**king Eat .”