For those precious Thanksgiving moments spent sleeping in airports, dodging your relatives’ political commentary or catching up on family gossip, Meghan Trainor has the holiday carols for you. The singer dropped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to lend her vocals to holiday carols that channel Thanksgiving in all its gravy-coated glory. The mock classic carols included:
“My flight got canceled in Denver, I’ll be sleeping in an airport Quiznos Tonight,”
“Uncle Dan hates Obama, and he won’t shut up about Benghazi,”
“I’m not bringing leftovers on the plane, Mom,”
“The Turkey is Still Frozen in the Middle,”
“Grandma’s a Racist, Pass the Yams” and
“I would like to leave to get drunk with my friends.”