It could be worse: Gawker Media is so impatient to find out what happens to Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and the rest of the crew from a galaxy far, far away that it’s posted bounty for a copy of a script to the movie. In a post, staff writer Ashley Feinberg writes that the company is “willing to pay cold, hard cash” for a screenplay to this winter’s revival of the space opera franchise. The post clarifies that Gawker is “not endorsing acquiring the script by any illegal means,” adding, “illegal things are bad!”