In real life, Shia LaBeouf is not a cannibal. However, in Rob Cantor’s song entitled Shia LaBeouf, he is. The song, performed by Cantor himself, the Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles, the West Los Angeles Children’s Choir and the Argus Quartet, puts the listener in a horrific scenario in which they are being pursued by a murderous, human-eating LaBeouf.
