The critics weren’t kind to Jupiter Ascending — and now Honest Trailers is having its say. In the trailer, the narrator says, “From the creators of The Matrix — and nothing else worth listing — comes the last time anyone will give the Wachowskis money.” The sci-fi film, written and directed Andy and Lana Wachowski and starring Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum, stalled at the box office — and Honest Trailers rubs salt in the wound by retelling the plot point-by-point. And it isn’t pretty.
