Get ready for the sexiest cinematic experience of the summer.
It’s Star Wars meets Eyes Wide Shut meets an ad for petroleum jelly. It’s Time Hump Chronicles: The Movie. A bit of backstory: Time Hump Chronicles is the brainchild of creative genius Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren, the quirkiest inmate at Litchfield Penitentiary. In Season 3 of Orange is the New Black, Warren captivates her fellow inmates with erotic tales of a time-traveling robo-doll name Edwina who’s torn between two lovers: Time Humper Admiral Rodcocker and sweet, sensitive Gilly.
