Michael M from Scotland, who was a kid at the time of the 1993 release of Jurassic Park, wasn’t messing around. He uploaded a dossier to Imgur that he created in 1994 pretending he worked at In-Gen, the genetic engineering startup behind the theme park. It’s extremely thorough, boasting more attention to detail than most people — even Steven Spielberg — has ever paid to anything.
“The dossier consists of the impossibly dull minutiae of park admin leading up to events of the movie,” Michael wrote.