No one can describe Bill Paxton’s unmentionables more eloquently than Jimmy Fallon and Martin Short. The Apollo 13 actor was the star subject between the two former Saturday Night Live cast members on the Tonight Show on Thursday. They shared fake stories about his belligerent drunkenness and wrestling shirtless with Fallon. Both also recounted his balls using surprisingly creative objects. Regardless of how true the stories were, the world was definitely not ready to learn that much about Bill Paxton’s body.
