“Now, if there’s other people in it, why do you call it a selfie?” When Captain Jack Sparrow isn’t plundering for treasure or chugging rum, he’s hanging out at children’s hospitals. Johnny Depp donned his full Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales garb to visit the Lady Cilento Children’s Hospital in Brisbane, Australia. And as the beloved captain, he’s confused by modern technology and customs — in a viral video, he asks one child while posing for a photo, “Now, if there’s other people in it, why do you call it a selfie?”