If you’re a parent of a certain age who’s just dying to share the awe and wonder you felt in 1993 with your own little dino-crazed hatchlings this weekend, well … you might want to consider lining up a babysitter instead.
Because kids, Jurassic World is not your father’s dinosaur movie. This is a grisly, highly stylized slasher film dressed up in computer-generated raptor hide. From the small herd of despicable characters who you just know are going to get chomped and thrashed about to the splattering blood, brutal live maulings, torso-severings, disembowelments and defenestrations, Jurassic World has got to be the gnarliest PG-13-rated film — for “intense sequences of science-fiction violence and peril” — to hit the big screen since Jurassic Park.
