It’s not all that surprising that Joan Rivers is joking about Lindsay Lohan’s reported miscarriage. She was recently asked about her thoughts on the news and responded, “I hope she kept it. Excuse me, what do you think I am? I was born with a coat hanger on my ear. I think Lindsay could’ve been really a great mother. She’d be diapering the wrong end.” There are rumors that LiLo made up the miscarriage claim, and if that’s the case, then that’s worse than any joke Joan could’ve made. But if she really did suffer something so terrible, then, says gossip columnist Perez Hilton, Joan might want to work on some new material.