That’s not an alien, y’all—it’s Miley Cyrus! The 22-year-old singer and her new man Patrick Schwarzenegger went to V magazine, Tommy Hilfiger and art dealer Jeffrey Deitch’s Art Basel Miami Beach Opening Night Party at the Raleigh Hotel in South Beach, Fla., Wednesday night. Miley performed at the event topless, with her boobs covered by disco ball nipple pasties. She even rocked a matching tinsel wig, sheer silver tights and a tiny thong worn on the outside of her hosiery. The former Disney star joked to the audience, “You thought this [Art Basel] was a respected place where you could escape me!” But they had no such luck. The reason for her invasion? She explained, “This year has constantly challenged me and that’s why I started doing art.”
