Did you wake up this morning thinking that Justin Bieber ‘s crotch would be plastered all over the Internet ? If you didn’t think that, then the wakeup call you must have had when you booted your computer up must have been equivalent to a bucket of icy cold water being dumped all over your body while you slept warm, snuggly and unassuming under your covers. And God help you if you saw the picture before you got some caffeine in you. So yes, Bieber’s bulge — hashtag BieberBulge, if you will — is featured prominently in his Calvin Klein pics and it’s all over Twitter. Of course the general population is going nuts because he looks all ripped and muscular and bulgy. We gotta say, the evidence against Justin Bieber and his padded bulge is very suspicious.
