It is times like this we need the police.
Nickelback’s “No Fixed Address Tour,” which kicks off in Brisbane, Queensland on Wednesday night, has police obviously concerned about the welfare of the Australian public. Not only is the band visiting Down Under, they have refused to declare where they will be residing for the tour. But fear not, sweet, innocent Queenslanders, the cops are onto these horrible people. In good news, the police investigation might even work out exactly why Nickelback are so hated, because Treasurer Joe still wants to know.
