We know you’re very busy with your epic round of slow claps after viewing the ending of Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No, in which Tara Reid’s character April accompanied her husband, Fin into outer space to attempt to eradicate all sharknados, was then swallowed by a shark in space, delivered her own baby inside said shark while falling to earth before escaping with the help of her chainsaw hand, and then was possibly crushed/sliced in half by a falling piece of space shuttle.
We know it’s going to be a while before you’re free and calm enough to read any sort of review of the greatest thing that has ever aired on TV, so it’s fine. You can come back to this later. Your health and safety are our main concern, so we’ll wait as long as we have to.
