Talk about a dating nightmare! Twitter user Anne Thériault was innocently minding her own business at a Toronto coffee shop when she found herself as a witness to one of the worst romantic run-ins in history. But instead of just putting her headphones in or crawling under her table to escape the awkwardness, she decided to give the world a gift and live-tweet the action for all to read. Things started off innocently enough as the man was a typical self-involved aspiring writer, who was unfortunately meeting a girl who clearly wasn’t expecting a self-involved aspiring writer. But then as soon as a James Franco comparison came up, Anne knew the date was doomed forever. Things then only got worse from there, as the man then delved into every single hipster stereotype that’s ever existed.