Well, this is a major bummer for
Full House fans. The first clip from the upcoming Lifetime special
‘The Unauthorized Full House Story’ was just released
by BuzzFeed and it is…disturbing. This shouldn’t be that much of a shock, of course, given the history. Most of the channel’s previous unauthorized specials have been extremely bizarre—there’s just something about watching unknown actors pretend to be famous actors that feels wrong. Everything about Fake Bob Saget is just…yuck. The real Danny Tanner’s dirty jokes are funny because he’s well, Danny Tanner. This guy seems like he might have actually come to set straight from the strip club.