Liam Neeson has a very particular set of skills, skills he has acquired over a very long career. And reading bedtime stories is not one of them. The actor appeared on Wednesday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live and read the children’s book Five Little Monkeys to help parents get their over-sugared kids to bed. Instead, he just scarred us all with the truth about the mother in the story. “Sweet dreams” has never sounded more threatening.