Discussing her five year plan, Lindsay Lohan says, “In five years I would like to be married and have children, and hopefully be at the Oscars, but that’s as far as it goes for now.” Look, we love Lindsay. But even though she’s really getting her life together after all that turmoil, it just doesn’t seem likely at all that in five short years, she’ll be at the Oscars with her husband–AND with little babies at home. Maybe just stay focused on what you’re doing now, Lindsay. Keep working hard and following your dreams, and whatever is meant to happen for you will fall into place.
