Stephen Colbert’s criminal situation is getting a bit hairy in the latest episode of “Lunch With Stephen.”
After keeping the bag of money he found on the train — and told his lunch buddy about on Monday — the Late Show host is worried that “the poop is really hitting the fan.” He holds up a number on a piece of paper — 1-800-726-0944 — that he can be contacted at. The number is active, and features a recording of Colbert pretending that the number leads to a “normal business.”